26 Apr GOLF…IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LOOK!
GOLF…IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LOOK!
Let’s be honest, most of my fellow golf duffers suck at the game. And to be brutally honest, I suck so much that the trees lean inwards on the fairways with the vacuum that I create with my sucky game.
So what’s a guy to do. I remember the lesson that I learned from downhill skiing. If I had the latest green, neon skis from Rossignol, purple and I mean purple boots from Lange and an outfit to match…as long as I was standing still, I looked like a skier.
So, let’s apply that lesson to golf. Get yourself a massive, overpriced driver with a mildly erotic name like the ‘pile driver’ and jam it into a Rinocerous headcover, and cram it into a lemon-yellow, oversized bag. Get a putter (cost is not an issue) that takes its inspiration from a flying saucer from a 1960’s sci-fi movie. Walk into a golf town, and in a loud voice announce…”I want the most ridiculous looking pants in the golfing universe!” Pop on some glittery golf shoes and clamp a $45.00 cigar in your mug and your all set!
Your game may still suck, but no one will notice. Hey, who knows, the distraction that you create may cause your opponents to miss a putt and hey, let’s be honest we’ll take a win anyway we can…and if that means 8 grand in clothes and clubs to win a $0.50 side bet…that’s golf baby!
By Paul D. Bell,
Dandy and Fop.