RIDE OR WALK?

2016-04-25 12.39.26

23 Apr RIDE OR WALK?

RIDE OR WALK?

Every Thursday night Men’s League at Western Trent, I’m asked by the delightful manager, Shawna, “ride or walk?” Sure it sounds like a simple question…a no-brainer, then why do I wrestle with the answer?

On the ‘no cart, thanks, I’ll walk’ side, is the fact that I will probably have a delicious cheeseburger and 2 or 3 spicy Ceasars and walking will eliminate about 122 calories from the 6,745 that I’ll have before and during my game. I feel thinner and in better shape already!

On the ‘yes, please’ side, is if I ride, I’ll be able to have two drinks on the go due to the multiple drink holders…an important consideration! Think how hazardous it would be managing a pickle and onion skewer and walking at the same time…really!

Now if my loving wife were to get me a black Merc-kit golf cart (see below) for my upcoming 65th, then no more dilemma…”yes to a sweet ride”.

By Paul D. Bell, 
Bloviating Aesthete.

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