24 Apr STOP ME, IF YOU HEARD IT BEFORE…
STOP ME, IF YOU HEARD IT BEFORE…
What would a round of golf be without a snort-inducing, knee-slapper? I can never remember a joke well enough to repeat, but if you’re like me you love a guy who (when you’re waiting on a tee deck for the group ahead to clear) has a joke and is a master at delivery.
Like…”After a particularly bad round of golf, Paul decided not to go to the clubhouse bar and started to go straight home.
As he was walking to the golf car park to get into his Merc, a policeman stopped him and asked’, Did you tee off on the ninth hole about ten minutes ago?’
‘Yes’, Paul answered
‘Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and out of bounds and completely off the golf course?’
‘Yes, I did. How did you know?’ Paul questioned.
‘Well’, said the policeman gravely’, Your golf ball flew out onto the main road and crashed through the windscreen of a Cadillac. The car driver lost control and crashed into six other cars and a fire engine. The fire engine was unable to reach the fire in time and the building burned down. Now, what do you intend to do about it?’
Paul thought it over very carefully and responded’, I think I’ll open my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb”.
By Paul D. Bell,
good for a laugh…